timestolen replied to your post: 26 days at the new job…
Someone’s been working OT on giving executive bjs. GOOD JOB!
Only HAND jobs!
Because I’m straight.
26 days at the new job…
…and I’ve been offered a somewhat substantial promotion.
According to my math, I should be the President of the United States in about a two years. That’s how this works, right?
I’ve gotten back into the habit of wearing ties
Today I wore a ketchup red shirt and decided on an olive, (matching) red, and antique white flowered tie. It wasn’t the sharpest combo ever, but when I looked in the mirror to admire myself it seemed to work. I’m hardly a dandy, but I like to look good because women spend an inordinate amount of time staring at me. It’s my little gift to them.*
Those of you in New Hampshire—or the surrounding areas—will surely nod when I say that it was frigid today. Not just cold, but the deep, bone numbing cold that comes with humidity. The moisture finds its way to your skin and soaks right in, bringing the energy sapping cold with it. So, like any good L.L. Bean shopping New Hampshirite (I personally call us “New Hamsters” although that hasn’t seemed to have caught on as of yet) I donned a fleece vest. I didn’t really pay attention to which I grabbed. It was a sudden decision borne from necessity rather than a sense of fashion.
It was a mustard yellow fleece vest so I looked like hamburger toppings. The only women looking at me probably stopped at McDonald’s soon thereafter.
*Yeah, I’m full of shit.**
**My other little gift to them is in my pants.***
***Yes, I said little.****
****I jest, but I’m no Peter North.*****
*****More like a Peter North by Northwest
Has anyone else seen the previews for The Iron Lady and thought
“Holy shit, that looks like utterly craptastic acting by Meryl Streep!”?
…and critics are fawning over it…
She’s probably a very nice person, but yikes.
“It is a weary way from here,” said the mother, “for between thee and it lies Sliab Fuait.”
-The Boyhood of Cuchulain, from An Anthology of Irish Literature
Sounds about right.
(Source: loveclaire)
i don’t know a, o, m, q, v, y and z. someone tell me what movies they are, please. this is itching my ocd. thanks.
Octopussy, Youngblood, Zelig are three of them.
(Source: nickjustis)
Is this right, size wise?
Small: Snot
Medium: Booger
Large: Boogersnot
Please layout your snot scales. This is important business!
What? Too late!?
Woohoo!
Congrats Sushi and Jezebel! Josie looks beautiful!
(Although Plemurina would’ve been a much better name.)
Funniest night on tumblr that I can remember
Good luck to the Sushis and their little wasabi.
I hope Jezebel doesn’t just have gas!
Aren’t you supposed to be doing something else!?
Jezebel and Sushi are having their wasabi?
What, hot combined with sushi is wasabi, right? Plus, doesn’t wasabi sound like Japanese for baby? Well, any Japanese word would sound like that to me…
Very exciting!
