September 2010
19 posts
Okay, the rabbit story has only one chapter done.
It looks like a six chapter story.
One thing I can promise you: Animals getting squirted with…something.
A 'stroy' is a story that is so mangled and...
I'm writing a story about a rabbit for you guys.
It’ll be like Watership Down, except with a decidedly ‘What the fuck, oh my god. You’re really gross’ twist.
It may be finished tonight or tomorrow.
An excerpt:
His flippity feet flopping, and his floppy ears flipping, Scoots always woke all the rabbits in the hillock.
It’s a masterpiece, I tell you.
I find myself commenting on news stories more and...
It’s not healthy—the comments sections are just a wasteland of badinage, yet in lieu of base jumping from my computer desk, it’s sadly the most excitement I’m getting out of my computer usage lately.
This was in response to some tea party schlumptulmazginheimer (see this post) talking about “…the current aristocracy entrenched in D.C.” I’ve taken a...
Star Wh*res - Retweet of the Jedi
itsokblameme:
I (re)joined twitter about 7 months ago when I discovered favstar. I never knew about the site until then and I was thrilled to see so many funny people in one place, it made it so much easier for me to find new tweeters to follow.
It’s still the main reason I visit the site. Sure, I’m not gonna lie. I get a little kick out of seeing some of my humble attempts to be funny get the...
This was a comment I made to an article, but I...
When you meet a German, do you blame them for the atrocities of World War Two? When you meet a Russian, do you blame them for Stalin’s actions? When you meet a Brit, do you blame them for the subjugation of Indians and others within the British empire? When you meet a Buddhist, do you blame them Japan’s horrific treatment of POW’s, and the Nanking Massacre? When you meet a...
angelahelga asked: I'm sure you've explained it before, but since I'm new-ish to following you on Tumblr, what's the story behind the name Plaid Lemur?
waxxingqueen asked: If you were Buddy the Elf, what would your favorite color be? Sad that is the best I could come up with :(
smacdona asked: Can you please list the undead (and any I've forgotten) in order of how much you'd want to be stuck on a deserted island with them: zombies, vampires, ghosts, mummies, or supercentenarians?
justchrishere-deactivated201012 asked: Who would win in a fist fight? Ghandi or Jesus?
rolandslinger asked: If sausage started roaming the Earth free range, would you hunt them and use the WHOLE sausage?
thaozilla123-deactivated2011080 asked: How would you describe your sense of humor?
Ask me stuff--doesn't even have to be about me.
I’ve been neglecting tumblr for awhile, so if you ask me shit, maybe I’ll re-un-neglect-ify tumblr.
Some '@' replies on twitter are really kind of...
Not from any of my long-time followers or friends, but just random weird shit every now and again.