February 2012
6 posts
I won't go into gory details, but this morning I...
Here are the vague points:
1. I’m a responsible dog owner, so I pay a kid to walk my dog while I’m at work.
2. I was going in today, so he was coming over.
3. I decided to go in a little later than expected so I could have a nice wank and make the rest of the day that much more cheerful.
4. I’m a responsible wanker, so I do it in my tucked away entertainment area that only...
Steve Dildarian, the creator and star of "The Life... →
kolchak:
Please right this wrong.
That’s really poopy that I have more followers than him. He deserves them, whereas I somehow fooled people into following me with some false promise of a free Flowbee if they followed me for 6 months.
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If Madonna sang some Cyndi Lauper songs
and even some Tiffany ones, I wouldn’t have known the difference. I spent my late 80’s and early 90’s in a wonderfully comforting, chemically induced haze while drowning in the sound waves of real musicians.
