plemur

Fresh, homemade eggnog, or processed, pasteurized, homogenized, chemically enhanced eggnog. I don’t care. I side with eggnog.

I keep a fake journal claiming I've done monumental stuff so if I ever have amnesia, I'm gonna think I'm AWESOME! plaidlemur [at] gmail [dot] com Link: I write jokes. On twitter. People tell me I'm 'not quite right.'