susanimate replied to your post: The interview resulted in
Miserably employed or miserably unemployed? No contest. Take the money. Congrats. Too bad about that third nipple. I’d have kept it and maybe even asked for another. You can never have too many nipples.
It really is weird that we don’t have more backup nipples. I mean, one razor blade slip during some rough play, and you’re left with only one! What kind of reproductive system doesn’t have a heartier redundancy plan!? A tenrec (like a little hedgehog) has twenty four nipples! I bet they don’t worry about nipple clamps being too tight and causing gangrene after only a couple days!
