paxochka: stevehuff: OH WHAT THE EVERLASTING ENDLESSLY CREEPY FUCK, EBAY? this is so fucking creepy Okay…well, I guess it’s time to create my doll. Its backstory is that it was held captive in a basement for 12 years and shit on by a three inbred brothers. After contracting syphilis from the toilet the brothers used, the doll developed some moderate to severe brain damage which resulted in the doll becoming a nymphomaniac…but only with animals! After the brothers’ meth lab exploded, the doll was exposed to fumes which gave it the strength to claw its way through the basements concrete wall. The injuries sustained in the scratching escape left the doll with only stubs for fingers and sharpened teeth from also biting at the concrete. Please don’t keep the doll near any meth because it may do anything to escape! View high resolution

paxochka:

stevehuff:

OH WHAT THE EVERLASTING ENDLESSLY CREEPY FUCK, EBAY?

this is so fucking creepy

Okay…well, I guess it’s time to create my doll. Its backstory is that it was held captive in a basement for 12 years and shit on by a three inbred brothers. After contracting syphilis from the toilet the brothers used, the doll developed some moderate to severe brain damage which resulted in the doll becoming a nymphomaniac…but only with animals! After the brothers’ meth lab exploded, the doll was exposed to fumes which gave it the strength to claw its way through the basements concrete wall. The injuries sustained in the scratching escape left the doll with only stubs for fingers and sharpened teeth from also biting at the concrete. Please don’t keep the doll near any meth because it may do anything to escape!

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  1. stolenlaughs reblogged this from stevehuff
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  4. hauntedluaubeachofdoom reblogged this from kennyvee and added:
    What the actual fuck. Do not want.
  5. kennyvee reblogged this from paxochka and added:
    Still available. Come on, $44 is hardly a high asking price for a girl’s soul, even if it is getting quieter.
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  7. plemur reblogged this from paxochka and added:
    Okay…well, I guess it’s time to create my doll. Its backstory is that it was held captive in a basement for 12 years and...
  8. paxochka reblogged this from champingatthewit and added:
    this is so fucking creepy
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  10. buildingcastlesinspain said: What the what?
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