i am your canadian boyfriend: The Chicken Incident
You may have noticed I like to draw pictures of animals with little bits of “trivia” underneath them. They make me very happy. A while back, friends expressed interest in purchasing merchandise with these drawings on them. So, I opened my very own Zazzle store. I’ve sold t-shirts, prints, and…
I have two skills that may help you in this battle.
1. I have intimidating size
2. I have naturally occurring ‘crazy eyes’
I would be willing to show up to their offices muttering weird shit and using my crazy eyes (‘crazy eyes’ can no longer be used as it’s copyrighted by CrazeEyes©␆␈צ␢⑊☄®␇) eyes indicative of an unknown mental deficiency and/or disturbance.
