sassynic: dearlindsaylohan: Dear Lindsay Lohan - Wednesday July 21st, 2010 (click to enlarge) Dear Lindsay Lohan, If someone were to come to me for advice on the best way to make an apple pie I wouldn’t have the foggiest idea of where to begin. Do you have to make the crust first? Or boil out all the sugars from the apple slices? Or is it like most desserts where you start with a couple cups of brown sugar and see where they take you. Who knows? My point is this : I don’t have the faintest idea why anyone would come to me for advice on baking -Greg Rutter Follow this guy. It’s hilarious! A post card mailed to Lindsay Lohan for every day she’s in the slammer.  I laughed aloud reading each one. Brilliant stuff. View high resolution

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Dear Lindsay Lohan - Wednesday July 21st, 2010

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Dear Lindsay Lohan,

If someone were to come to me for advice on the best way to make an apple pie I wouldn’t have the foggiest idea of where to begin. Do you have to make the crust first? Or boil out all the sugars from the apple slices? Or is it like most desserts where you start with a couple cups of brown sugar and see where they take you. Who knows? My point is this : I don’t have the faintest idea why anyone would come to me for advice on baking

-Greg Rutter

Follow this guy. It’s hilarious! A post card mailed to Lindsay Lohan for every day she’s in the slammer. 

I laughed aloud reading each one. Brilliant stuff.

(Reblogged from moxienic)

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  1. badvoodoo reblogged this from dearlindsaylohan
  2. smacdona reblogged this from plemur and added:
    I’m sick of Lindsay Lohan and the energy wasted on the media paying attention to her. But this is still awesome, and I...
  3. plemur reblogged this from moxienic and added:
    I laughed aloud reading each one. Brilliant stuff.
  4. moxienic reblogged this from dearlindsaylohan and added:
    Follow this guy. It’s hilarious! A post card mailed...every day she’s in
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  7. aroland reblogged this from dearlindsaylohan and added:
    mundane postcard...Lindsay Lohan every day she’s incarcerated. So far, so good.
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  10. leinarodz reblogged this from gregrutter and added:
    Greg Rutter= full of win. Follow his Tumblr
  11. unlikelywords reblogged this from gregrutter and added:
    It’s not that I wished I thought of this, I’m just glad SOMEONE thought of it.
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  14. noyoushutup reblogged this from gregrutter and added:
    oh boy, here we go…
  15. natemaggio reblogged this from dearlindsaylohan and added:
    Oh whats that? You think
  16. ratsoff reblogged this from gregrutter and added:
    Bless you, Greg Rutter, and your infinite ideas for hilarious Tumblrs.
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