plemur

almostfancy replied to your photo: Mitt, you ignorant slut!

Your eyes really ARE that color!

They don’t look right isolated. A grocery store checkout girl once asked me “Are those your REAL eyes!?” and I assured her they weren’t plastic and I did indeed have an ownership interest in them. 

If any tumblr women would like a chance for a one of their children to have this color eyes, you know how that can happen. Well, some of us may be out of practice so we can always look at the instructions, then make it happen. There are instructions somewhere, right?*

*Shit, I really hope so.

almostfancy replied to your photo: Got a new puppy—totally not anyone else’s puppy….

Looks familiar, but I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.

I heard some other people were posting this pic I took just right now awhile ago, which is weird, but completely explains why you’d think that. 

almostfancy replied to your photo: Do go on! Click through for Mr. Plemur and the…

Let’s see some torso, Mr. Plemur!

Be glad I don’t acquiesce. I’ll give you the visual. It’s hairy, soft, and will never be mistaken for any body part of Ryan Gosling’s…except maybe if he got some kind of infected boil on his ass.