Your eyes really ARE that color!
They don’t look right isolated. A grocery store checkout girl once asked me “Are those your REAL eyes!?” and I assured her they weren’t plastic and I did indeed have an ownership interest in them.
If any tumblr women would like a chance for a one of their children to have this color eyes, you know how that can happen. Well, some of us may be out of practice so we can always look at the instructions, then make it happen. There are instructions somewhere, right?*
*Shit, I really hope so.