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iamjenn2 replied to your post: I’m interviewing for a job tomorrow

Kill them with kindness or ya know, don’t. Good Luck??

They need me more than I need them, so I think I’ll try to kill them with stinky farts and see if they’ll put up with that.

iamjenn2 replied to your post: Either I just heard a species of duck I’ve never heard before

Catch him and keep him forever

Oh, a slightly off-kilter duck would be a great pet—especially for my personality. Maybe I’ll drag a kayak out and see if he’s really, really easy to sneak up on.

iamjenn2 replied to your post: I’m going to do an experiment…

better start with 48 hours first and work your way up

What kind of stupid suggestion is…

You’re right.