Hi! We're Planned Parenthood: Masturbation and You (and other people)
We’re always really surprised by the massive amount of misinformation floating around about masturbation. Crazy-false urban legends about all the bad stuff that will happen to you if you touch yourself kind of transcend every generation and culture. You’ll go blind, you’ll get acne, you’ll grow…
Myth #325: When you masturbate it upsets the people next to you at the urinals.